contradictions

[eula mackay]

If you phone me up and ask a question...you'll get a different answer to the same question if you call back in an hour This is beacuse:
a) We can't be answering stupid questions....that is the British way
b) Depends on the level of alcohol consumed
c) Depends on how many drugs have been taken
d) All 3 above.....this is usually the correct one

Thank GOD I only call everyday, if not every other day