20 online dating cliches - and what they really mean

[Arthur Little]

Oh, cum, cum, you guys ... take a shufty:-

There once was a bloke called Hewitt,
Boasted how quick' ... ... he could
But then came the catch
When he met his match
Whereupon - he finally "blew it"!

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[gWaPito]

To whoever gave me rep here yesterday. ..you have my heartfelt thanks. ...I only wish you write your username at the end of your comment. ...I can then give you rep back.

Kind regards
Mark

[Arthur Little]

To whoever gave me rep here yesterday. ..you have my heartfelt thanks. ...I only wish you write your username at the end of your comment. ...I can then give you rep back.

Kind regards
Mark

... guilty, m'lud!

[grahamw48]

Me too.

[gWaPito]

I guessed one was Graham Cheers Arthur

[Arthur Little]

Cheers Arthur

... pleasure's mine, Mark. It's most unusual for me not to have appended my Christian name whenever I've dished out rep ... and I only noticed this oversight after I'd submitted the accompanying *message (the *wording of which, was meant in all sincerity - hence its length!)

Thanks for your reciprocal gesture. Happy New Year ... and may 2014 bring you and your loved ones renewed joy & fulfillment.

[gWaPito]

Cheers Arthur Same as, same as

I know weve been crossing swords of late..I dont mean anything by it Arthur..You me, all mouth and trousers ........just contrasting opinions

[grahamw48]

Ayup...on which beach ? Have I missed something ?

[Michael Parnham]

Ayup...on which beach ? Have I missed something ?

I wonder?

[grahamw48]

I thought the same...which is why I lived with the ex for a year in the Phils before getting hitched.

Still didn't stop her successfully hiding the fact that she had a daughter as well as a son (and he was supposed to have been adopted by, and living permanently with her parents in the province) .

[grahamw48]

Yet there are still people arranging fiancee/spouse visas for girls from a totally different culture and lifestyle, with whom they've spent a fortnight.

(For half of which time....the bloke was in jet-lag).

[gWaPito]

Yet there are still people arranging fiancee/spouse visas for girls from a totally different culture and lifestyle, with whom they've spent a fortnight.

(For half of which time....the bloke was in jet-lag).

know Graham....nobody in their right mind would think of doing such a thing with an English girl..we'd all be locked up....yet some, me included, believed the BS being put about by all and sundry. They pot pot and bleed just like us!!..they are no different to us....only their sheltered lives make them different...you and I have both experienced how they change after settling down to a comfortable life here i the UK......They can be no different.

I was observing these sub continent gfs and wives of white males yesterday...they are far from showy types like the ones i lumbered myself with.

Much thought is goin on here..I'm at a crossroads..this time i will make the right choice

Just my opinion

[grahamw48]

Just don't get married again mate...no need.

[gWaPito]

Barcelo Fuerteventura Thalasso Spa And it's wonderful. Same time difference and only a 4 hour flight. I couldn't ask for more

BTW...I'm in a superior Suite

[Arthur Little]

Barcelo Fuerteventura Thalasso Spa And it's wonderful. Same time difference and only a 4 hour flight. I couldn't ask for more

BTW... I'm in a superior Suite

Good on ya, mate. Hadn't realised you were on holiday, ... but it's well~deserved and I'm sure it'll do you a lot of good!

[grahamw48]

Barcelo Fuerteventura Thalasso Spa And it's wonderful. Same time difference and only a 4 hour flight. I couldn't ask for more

BTW...I'm in a superior Suite

Haha...you jammy git. Just go easy on the clubbing and boozing.

[Michael Parnham]

Enjoy Mark, will do you good!

[Jentobeharrison]

I was a member of some dating sites, I have talked to different kinds of people and I must say that being in a dating site (if you are a person who thinks) makes you exposed to a different world where you have lots of choices, where you can control who you can be or where you can be yourself for the first time. I would tell this as what I experienced being a member of online dating sites.

As a stranger for the eyes of the other members of a dating site, you are free to show who really you are, I know that I am not the only one who will agree to this but all of you, no one really knows who we are aside from ourselves. Even our parents and bestfriends don't really know who we are, who we can be, and what we can do. I was once a stranger to somebody and I was able to tell him the worst, best, darkest, nastiest things that happened/ I did in my life. I can tell a stranger how evil I am and how I do bad things and How I lie to someone I know. I can tell how I hate my mother for that day, and I can tell how I think about the hottest man I know. Once you confess, they will just listen and they will not judge you because yeah, they do not know who you are. That's really one of the perks of being in an online dating site.

My profile contains simple adjectives that best describe me, could be too good to be true but it's real and the people I met could tell, my point is, I am looking for someone who can be my other half someday, and it would be painful if that man met your lies and the person who you want to be and not you, the real you.

I know how to determine if my contact is a poser, they will give you lots of excuses just not to give their facebook, yahoo, or doesnt want to be seen on cam, well you could also tell it from the pictures they sent.

before I met my fiance, I was a member of three dating sites; filipina cupid, date in asia (where I met my fiancee), international cupid for three years.

All in all, I only met 4 foreign men.

A french, A german, An american and my fiancee a british. The french guy was just okay, we met and that's it. the german was a BIG mistake, the american was too perfect and I know we cannot be together and the british is the best among all the men I met (obviously)

Three men who I havent met are still my friends. It is really easy to gain friends especially if you are showing who really you are.

When I saw my fiance's profile on date in asia, I felt strange with his picture, until now I always say it to others, it was real, really real. I felt something strange just looking at his picture, was thinking that something will happen between the two of us. I sent him a message. On his profile he indicated that he is receiving a lot of messages, 200 everyday so he cannot read it all. He later tell me that the women who are messaging him tell the same things; "I know how to cook, I can cook for you." blah blah which made him notice my message. My message was:

"I don't know how you are going to notice my message, BUZZ?"

he replied and told me that he noticed it and it stood out among the 400 others. after exchanging two messages on that site, he then told me "you are funny, I know we will get along well, we should get married one day."


after 392 days, we are now planning for our wedding.