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    The South Is Sinking!

    Woohoo

    Bye bye Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs

    I think that blaming politicians is a bit out of order, as it is the worst rainfall for over 200 years. Strangely, the flood planes are flooding! They are flood plains because they were created by similar floods in the past. No amount of drainage, dredging, sandbags, or anything else would help. We maybe give all the illegal immigrants a bucket each so they can help
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    I agree, you can't blame parliament for the weather!


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    I should feel more sympathy but get sick of silly comments on how much colder it is up north blah blah


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    Quote Originally Posted by les_taxi View Post
    .... how much colder it is up north blah blah
    That's due to the lack of hot air coming from the mouths of ManU supporters
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    Reference all this flooding along the Thames - places like Shepperton, Staines, Chertsey, Wraysbury have many walled, fenced and gated bungalows/compounds where members of the travelling fraternity reside. Easy to spot by virtue of the Mercedes Cars and White Vans parked on the block paving. If they've been evacuated there could be an opportunity for looters


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    That's due to the lack of hot air coming from the mouths of ManU supporters
    We have taken a vow of silence


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    It must be the sheer weight of all those new migrants...welcomed by past and present traitorous governments. ...unless you're a mere born and bred Brit wishing to marry the woman of your choice.

    Anyway, all water under the bridge now. The flood gates were jammed open years ago.


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    I wonder if this germ's a Diddycoy ?

    A MAN has been arrested on suspicion of going equipped for theft in a village devastated by flooding.


    http://www.sloughobserver.co.uk/news...eck-in-horton/


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