Today on Weight Fighters, we have Mandy from Somerset

[mickcant]

"And today on Weight Fighters",
we welcome Mandy from Somerset,
who has lost an incredible 3 stone in one week, so, how have you managed it Mandy ?"

"I've stopped going to McDonalds, KFC and Burger King and the local Kebab shop" she said.

"That must have taken some really strong "Will Power" Mandy..?

"Not really", she said, "I can't f*****g swim..!

[Arthur Little]

"And today on Weight Fighters",
we welcome Mandy from Somerset,
who has lost an incredible 3 stone in one week, so, how have you managed it Mandy ?"

"I've stopped going to McDonalds, KFC and Burger King and the local Kebab shop" she said.

"That must have taken some really strong "Will Power" Mandy..?

"Not really", she said, "I can't f*****g swim..!

... NICE one, Mick!

[Dedworth]

I was flashed by a speed camera going through
Staines today.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.

[Arthur Little]

I was flashed by a speed camera going through
Staines today.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.

... naughty!

[Michael Parnham]

I was flashed by a speed camera going through
Staines today.
No idea why, I was only doing 30 knots.

Good one Ded!