Seems the Filipina female population is being written off on the strength of a few bad experiences. I can't be bothered looking up the statistics but I'm sure they would show divorce rates between Brits and Filipinas are below the average.

I'll do my best not to fall flat on my face further down the line but if I do I'm glad I gave it a go.

Because if she's not in love with me then she's one hell of a good actress.