Have I really just...

[Arthur Little]

I left the mower--strimmer hedge cutter--all behind for the new owner to enjoy.

Hey, Mac ... reckon you wont get a "mower cutting remark" than that!

[Michael Parnham]

C'mon Graham, twice a week during growing season!

[grahamw48]

Blimey...thought you were talking about something else when I first read your reply Michael.

[Michael Parnham]

Blimey...thought you were talking about something else when I first read your reply Michael.

No Graham, that's five times a week at least!

[grahamw48]

No Graham, that's five times a week at least!

[gWaPito]

[stevewool]

no lawn for me just different stones and decking, and climbing plants

[grahamw48]

I have lawns back and front. Everything surrounding them is covered in those flint chip things.

I'm NOT a gardener.

[grahamw48]

Any more howlers like those and I'm going to have to turf you out of my thread Arthur.

[Arthur Little]

Any more howlers like those and I'm going to have to turf you out of my thread Arthur.

... there's nowt like calling a spade, "a spade", Graham.

[grahamw48]

...or a fork a fork.

[Arthur Little]

...or a fork a fork.

Oh ... ... for fork's sake!

[grahamw48]

Oh ... ... for fork's sake!

Moved sons of toil in my garden today Arthur....oops, sorry about the spoonerism.

[fred]

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