Quote Originally Posted by walesrob View Post
Football: watching little fairies tapping the ball gently towards the goal, and on the way falling over it. You know when the fairies fall over, they pretend they are injured, poor little fairies, and start crying. And then sometimes the little fairies can't play because they hurt their little finger while eating dinner last night.
That's why I'm into horse racing, real men, 40mph on 1/2 ton of meat, jumps 12 ft, jockey falls off, gets hammered into the ground, same as being hit head on by a 40mph car, gets up, rides in the next race, all for £150 a ride.