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    Husband and Wife..

    thoughts for the day....

    A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

    happy Sunday everyone
    A place for everything, everything in its place.


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    [QUOTE=Moy;488718]thoughts for the day....

    The man always has the last word,,, YES DEAR


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    [QUOTE=stevewool;488719]
    Quote Originally Posted by Moy View Post
    thoughts for the day....

    The man always has the last word,,, YES DEAR
    Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
    A place for everything, everything in its place.


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    i dont see my mum in Ems, my mum was little and round , Ems is tall and


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    tips for you Ross on being a good wife

    http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/

    http://www.filipinouk.com/forum/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=870&dateline=1270312908


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    I have just posted the good wife guide on facebook and stated it should be compulsory-I await the flack


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    Quote Originally Posted by les_taxi View Post
    I have just posted the good wife guide on facebook and stated it should be compulsory-I await the flack
    you wouldn't be stirring things again les

    my misses needs to read this everyday, she doesn't do any of this for me

    2 good wins for united thou
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    tips for you Ross on being a good wife

    http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/

    To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevewool View Post
    i dont see my mum in Ems, my mum was little and round , Ems is tall and
    Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    you wouldn't be stirring things again les

    my misses needs to read this everyday, she doesn't do any of this for me

    2 good wins for united thou
    A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.

    peace Joe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moy View Post
    A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.
    Depends who's stupid husband does she sleeps with


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    The sure way to get me to do anything is when my wife says I'm too old to do it


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    I asked my wife if I could enjoy sex at 70...she said of course....

    That's great as I live at 69 so it's only just across the road


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