I went to waitrose this afternoon to get a few bits ..............including broccoli...... which was sold out
Popped next door to Asda..............broccoli sold out

I thought funny.........(for those of a certain age think Pete & Dud) ...I wonder if it has anything to do with all this eating veg stuff....could it be

My wife just won't believe me.....she'll think I just forgot
I'm expecting the worst