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[grahamw48]

'Filipino man accidentally shoots own penis -dies'.

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http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/467127/...own-penis-dies

[Terpe]

Must've been 'cocked' then

[jake]

That will be the last time he is cocky!

[joebloggs]

2-year-old picks up loaded gun, kills 11-year-old sister

you wouldn't have a dangerous dog if you've got kids in the house, but people leave loaded guns around

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/06...ster-when-mom/

[Arthur Little]

'Filipino man accidentally shoots own penis -dies'.

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http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/467127/...own-penis-dies

Hmm ... poor truck driver's "shot his load" for the last time.

[stevie c]

I wonder if it was an old boy

[stevie c]

Was his name Dick by any chance ?

[grahamw48]

Hmm ... poor truck driver's"shot his load" for the last time.

True, and no more trucking about.

[gWaPito]

you wouldn't have a dangerous dog if you've got kids in the house, but people leave loaded guns around

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/04/06...ster-when-mom/

You'd be surprised

[fred]

Was his name Dick by any chance ?

It used to be but now he`s a real tw@t!

[gWaPito]

He was probably hoping to get a John Bobbitt monster

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.1379112

[mickcant]

Does not bear thinking about, the hidden dangers of too much booze!
Mick.