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    The real laws of nature !

    1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
    itch and you'll need to pee.

    2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    3. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone
    always answers.

    4. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.

    5. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster
    than the one you are in now.

    6. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    7. Law of Close Encounters- The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically
    when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    8. Law of the Result- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

    9. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
    something which will last until the coffee is cold.

    10. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
    lockers.

    11. Law of Logical Argument- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

    12. Doctor's Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you
    get it you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.


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    I can easily relate to ALL of the above ... but have singled out No 2 as my favourite.

    Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
    's because, punnilly enough ... ... it seems to sum things up "in a nutshell" for me personally.


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    Good.
    Mick.


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    Very good Alan and so true!


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