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    Killing House Flies

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh!, have u killed any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied

    Intrigued and asked. "How can you tell?"

    "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded. :
    A relationship founded in GOD will last forever and will always compromise trust and happiness, as all good thoughts are derived from wisdom and faith,and trust .


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    Quote Originally Posted by cinmickey28 View Post
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh!, have u killed any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied

    Intrigued and asked. "How can you tell?"

    "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded. :

    Thats a good one.......! More.. more pleeeease...



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    Quote Originally Posted by cinmickey28 View Post
    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh!, have u killed any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied

    Intrigued and asked. "How can you tell?"

    "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone". He responded. :
    Very nice!!!


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