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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur Little View Post
    (i) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the 'Self Help' Section?" - to which she replied: "If I told you, it would defeat its purpose."

    (ii) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes around?

    (iii) If you spin an oriental man three times ... does he become disorientated?

    (iv) What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

    (v) What d'you suppose would happen were there no hypothetical questions?

    (vi) One nice thing about egotists ... they don't talk about other people

    (vii) If the police arrest a mute, do they tell that person he has the right to remain silent?

    (viii) How is it possible to have a civil war?

    (ix) Whose cruel was it for the word 'lisp' to have an "s"?

    (x) If you try to fail and succeed ... ... which have you done?

    And finally ...

    ... here's one for the "late", [unlamented] Aposhark

    (xi) Does an atheist insure against Acts of God?
    Very good Arthur, that deserves a rep!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michael Parnham View Post
    Very good Arthur, that deserves a rep!
    Thank you,, Michael ... it does indeed ... !


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