(i) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman:
"Where's the
'Self Help' Section?" - to which she replied: "If I
told you, it would defeat its purpose."
(ii) If man
evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes around?
(iii) If you spin
an oriental man three times ... does he become
disorientated?
(iv) What was the best thing
BEFORE sliced bread?
(v) What d'you suppose would happen were there
no hypothetical questions?
(vi) One
nice thing about
egotists ... they don't talk
about
other people
(vii) If the police arrest a
mute, do they tell that person he has the
right to remain silent?
(viii) How is it possible to have a
civil war?
(ix) Whose cruel
was it for the word
'lisp' to have an
"s"?
(x) If you try to
fail and
succeed ...
...
which have you done?
And
finally ...
... here's one for the "late", [
unlamented] Aposhark
(xi) Does an
atheist insure against
Acts of God? 
Originally Posted by Arthur Little
(i) I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman: "Where's the 'Self Help' Section?" - to which she replied: "If I told you, it would defeat its purpose."
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