Move the Kurds into Israel, as the UN STOLE there country, then move the Jews to Alaska, so they can be close to US friends

Pass a motion to allow Iran & Syria in the European Cup....(they are bloody closer than Israel!!! )

Africa to be renamed Manchester.....as they are both dumps

George Bush to be shaved.......no more hairy bush

All sheep to be sewn up at birth.....Rob will need to find another hobby