Keith's UN

[KeithD]

Move the Kurds into Israel, as the UN STOLE there country, then move the Jews to Alaska, so they can be close to US friends

Pass a motion to allow Iran & Syria in the European Cup....(they are bloody closer than Israel!!! )

Africa to be renamed Manchester.....as they are both dumps

George Bush to be shaved.......no more hairy bush

All sheep to be sewn up at birth.....Rob will need to find another hobby

[ervenescence]

And move the Philippines to Poland

[joebloggs]

and then move liverpool to where the philippines was

[aromulus]

Better idea...

Build a 4000 foot high wall, all around France.

Deport in there all terrorists, crims, abusers, perverts of any denomination, kiddie fiddlers, molesters, politicians, politically correct officials, Guardian, telegraph, Times and FT readers, dole scroungers, illegal immigrants, bogus asylum seekers, tax fiddlers... Terry wogan, Matthew kelly, Johnathan ross, Barrymore...
I leave the rest to you so to fill any blank spaces....

Then fill it to the brim with sulphuric acid....

That should take care of it.... hopefully once and for all.

[KeithD]

and then move liverpool to where the philippines was

...and Manchester to the North Pole....then everyone must have the heating full on, doors open to melt it

[joebloggs]

wife is already moaning at the 'cold', shes been here in sunny manchester for 2 1/2 yrs, she should know better, i keep telling her its not cold !!, you know when it's cold when your fingers are numb after you've been outside, also when you feel like you've had a instant face lift , and when you've got Iciles on the windows !!! , keep telling her to put more clothes on , thats shes not in the philippines

[KeithD]

I've got the door open.....the wife's walking around in a sleeping bag