Some visa help

[Cheshire Cheez]

April, my lifestyle clearly causes you bother, this is because my way of living challenges what you believe about the world and I understand that.

How many on this board knows that the human penis is designed kind of like a plunger? Did you know that our penis has evolved to scoop out any sperm already inside the female vagina and men spurt sperm in 3 phases. Phase 1: The attacking sperm, designed to kill any other sperm inside the woman. Phase 2: The general worker sperm, these are the racers who try to get to the egg and fertilise it. Phase 3: A blocking chemical designed to protect the main spurt from attack from another male and his sperm.

In other words, we evolved competing with other males to impregnate a female. Monogamy is simply a human creation brought about by years of religious indoctrination.

Many of you wonder why I am not completely honest with Angela. Honesty isn't important really, what matters is that she gets the life she dreams about and wants from me. If she wants an honest husband who worships her and is happy to see her go back to Makati every year, then that is what she will know. After all, the truth is simply reality as seen from our own little bubble and she doesn't need to see things from my bubble.

My ex is not a Filipina, she is Thai so I guess it looks like I have a thing for South East Asian ladies. Which is true, but some of my lads holidays have been in Las Vegas and the ladies there I've gone for are blonde eyes and blue hair. It's hard to pinpoint my type of woman really.

Thanks for the help Terpe. Plan B it is then.

I've now come to the decision that a wedding in the Philippines might actually be a good idea after all. I read that Adultery in the Philippines is classed as 'consensual sexual intercourse between a married woman and a man who is not her husband', therefore so long as the lady in question isn't married I shall be fine.

So how do I arrange a wedding in the Philippines?

[dontpushme]

April, my lifestyle clearly causes you bother, this is because my way of living challenges what you believe about the world and I understand that.

How many on this board knows that the human penis is designed kind of like a plunger? Did you know that our penis has evolved to scoop out any sperm already inside the female vagina and men spurt sperm in 3 phases. Phase 1: The attacking sperm, designed to kill any other sperm inside the woman. Phase 2: The general worker sperm, these are the racers who try to get to the egg and fertilise it. Phase 3: A blocking chemical designed to protect the main spurt from attack from another male and his sperm.

In other words, we evolved competing with other males to impregnate a female. Monogamy is simply a human creation brought about by years of religious indoctrination.

Many of you wonder why I am not completely honest with Angela. Honesty isn't important really, what matters is that she gets the life she dreams about and wants from me. If she wants an honest husband who worships her and is happy to see her go back to Makati every year, then that is what she will know. After all, the truth is simply reality as seen from our own little bubble and she doesn't need to see things from my bubble.

My ex is not a Filipina, she is Thai so I guess it looks like I have a thing for South East Asian ladies. Which is true, but some of my lads holidays have been in Las Vegas and the ladies there I've gone for are blonde eyes and blue hair. It's hard to pinpoint my type of woman really.

Thanks for the help Terpe. Plan B it is then.

I've now come to the decision that a wedding in the Philippines might actually be a good idea after all. I read that Adultery in the Philippines is classed as 'consensual sexual intercourse between a married woman and a man who is not her husband', therefore so long as the lady in question isn't married I shall be fine.

I'd call you a pig, but you'd give pigs a bad name.

So how do I arrange a wedding in the Philippines?

For your specific situation, all you'd need is a pen and your computer chair. Shove the handle of the pen in the seat cushion, then as hard as you can, sit down on the tip. Better yet, sit on a broken broom handle. And while that suggestion's still fresh in your disgusting, sick mind, I'm leaving this stupid thread coz I flatly refuse to help a man plan his seduction and permanent abuse of another innocent woman. May all your children forever despise you and may your nuts shrivel to the size of dried currants while all the women you use cheat on you with your brother, best friend, and/or worst enemy.

[raynaputi]

I'd call you a pig, but you'd give pigs a bad name.



For your specific situation, all you'd need is a pen and your computer chair. Shove the handle of the pen in the seat cushion, then as hard as you can, sit down on the tip. Better yet, sit on a broken broom handle. And while that suggestion's still fresh in your disgusting, sick mind, I'm leaving this stupid thread coz I flatly refuse to help a man plan his seduction and permanent abuse of another innocent woman. May all your children forever despise you and may your nuts shrivel to the size of dried currants while all the women you use cheat on you with your brother, best friend, and/or worst enemy.

[fred]

April, my lifestyle clearly causes you bother, this is because my way of living challenges what you believe about the world and I understand that.

How many on this board knows that the human penis is designed kind of like a plunger? Did you know that our penis has evolved to scoop out any sperm already inside the female vagina and men spurt sperm in 3 phases. Phase 1: The attacking sperm, designed to kill any other sperm inside the woman. Phase 2: The general worker sperm, these are the racers who try to get to the egg and fertilise it. Phase 3: A blocking chemical designed to protect the main spurt from attack from another male and his sperm.

In other words, we evolved competing with other males to impregnate a female. Monogamy is simply a human creation brought about by years of religious indoctrination.

Many of you wonder why I am not completely honest with Angela. Honesty isn't important really, what matters is that she gets the life she dreams about and wants from me. If she wants an honest husband who worships her and is happy to see her go back to Makati every year, then that is what she will know. After all, the truth is simply reality as seen from our own little bubble and she doesn't need to see things from my bubble.

My ex is not a Filipina, she is Thai so I guess it looks like I have a thing for South East Asian ladies. Which is true, but some of my lads holidays have been in Las Vegas and the ladies there I've gone for are blonde eyes and blue hair. It's hard to pinpoint my type of woman really.

Thanks for the help Terpe. Plan B it is then.

I've now come to the decision that a wedding in the Philippines might actually be a good idea after all. I read that Adultery in the Philippines is classed as 'consensual sexual intercourse between a married woman and a man who is not her husband', therefore so long as the lady in question isn't married I shall be fine.

So how do I arrange a wedding in the Philippines?

This site is a mine of information..You just need to dig it up.
Here`s your first shovel full...

http://filipinaroses.com/showthread....he+philippines

[Rosie1958]

April, my lifestyle clearly causes you bother, this is because my way of living challenges what you believe about the world and I understand that.

How many on this board knows that the human penis is designed kind of like a plunger? Did you know that our penis has evolved to scoop out any sperm already inside the female vagina and men spurt sperm in 3 phases. Phase 1: The attacking sperm, designed to kill any other sperm inside the woman. Phase 2: The general worker sperm, these are the racers who try to get to the egg and fertilise it. Phase 3: A blocking chemical designed to protect the main spurt from attack from another male and his sperm.

In other words, we evolved competing with other males to impregnate a female. Monogamy is simply a human creation brought about by years of religious indoctrination.

I am surprised at your age that you haven't learnt that the biggest sex organ is the BRAIN ....

[aprilmaejon]

I am surprised at your age that you haven't learnt that the biggest sex organ is the BRAIN ....

He is still a KID Rosie..and in the UK they said, LIFE STARTS AT 40.

I wouldn't say as much as I did before as there's no point of doing it at all. We'll just agree to disagree...in the end, he is what he is, what can we do?

Thanks anyway Cheshire Cheez for showing your real skin to us, not using a mask to cover your self up. Despite of this, I am and the rest of the women on this forum still won't agree with you as there's no such a thing as "other males competing to impregnate us", we are all monogamous....women here are clean and believed in the essence of HONESTY in a relationship. We love our husbands, so that work for us but since you are only marrying a girl for convenience, it won't matter to you at all.

...And just to make you aware,I wasn't challenge on how you live the world...I actually pity you for such a man you are..a man whose heart and brain is on the tip of his penis!

Anyway enough for this, good luck and enjoy your kiddy days, just wait for the consequence of how you behave right now until you reach the age of REGRETS.

[Cheshire Cheez]

He is still a KID Rosie..and in the UK they said, LIFE STARTS AT 40.

I wouldn't say as much as I did before as there's no point of doing it at all. We'll just agree to disagree...in the end, he is what he is, what can we do?

Thanks anyway Cheshire Cheez for showing your real skin to us, not using a mask to cover your self up. Despite of this, I am and the rest of the women on this forum still won't agree with you as there's no such a thing as "other males competing to impregnate us", we are all monogamous....women here are clean and believed in the essence of HONESTY in a relationship. We love our husbands, so that work for us but since you are only marrying a girl for convenience, it won't matter to you at all.

...And just to make you aware,I wasn't challenge on how you live the world...I actually pity you for such a man you are..a man whose heart and brain is on the tip of his penis!

Anyway enough for this, good luck and enjoy your kiddy days, just wait for the consequence of how you behave right now until you reach the age of REGRETS.

There is science behind what I'm saying.

[raynaputi]

I wonder if some of the guys here would also help and give info to a Filipina who wants to get married to a British guy and say "I want to get married to my British BF and live in the UK. But I won't stop chatting up some guys in the dating sites because I can get more money from them and probably would eventually meet the better man."

I think not.

[Cheshire Cheez]

I wonder if some of the guys here would also help and give info to a Filipina who wants to get married to a British guy and say "I want to get married to my British BF and live in the UK. But I won't stop chatting up some guys in the dating sites because I can get more money from them and probably would eventually meet the better man."

I think not.

Just because there is no sexual exclusivity within my life, that doesn't mean I get the other things from a relationship from off of a lady I spend an evening with.

I don't know about you, but imagine you suddenly won the lottery, you won an incredible amount of money (and this goes to everyone else reading this). Your husband says we can afford a chef now, you don't need to clean for me; is that cheating? Your husband says we can afford a cleaner now, you don't need to do any more housework; is that cheating? Your husband says that he is speaking with a therapist to help with his stress, so you don't need to be the barer of his inner demons any longer; is that cheating?

The answer to all of these is clearly no. So why would it be cheating if your husband had some sexual desires that required a woman who wasn't you, but paid for it?

Isn't it better he doesn't have a relationship with these other women, but uses their services instead?

When I go to Pattaya, I'm not looking for a relationship. When I go to Las Vegas, I'm not looking for a relationship. The relationship is my comfortable place to call home, but sometimes you just need to go out and play.

[Terpe]

.... So why would it be cheating if your husband had some sexual desires that required a woman who wasn't you, but paid for it?

Isn't it better he doesn't have a relationship with these other women, but uses their services instead?

Somewhat pointless question as it depends on the sort of partner and relationship you have.
If one of the couple thinks it's 'cheating' then it is.

If there are no more comments about visa it's better to close this thread and start a new one ......

[fred]

Just because there is no sexual exclusivity within my life, that doesn't mean I get the other things from a relationship from off of a lady I spend an evening with.

I don't know about you, but imagine you suddenly won the lottery, you won an incredible amount of money (and this goes to everyone else reading this). Your husband says we can afford a chef now, you don't need to clean for me; is that cheating? Your husband says we can afford a cleaner now, you don't need to do any more housework; is that cheating? Your husband says that he is speaking with a therapist to help with his stress, so you don't need to be the barer of his inner demons any longer; is that cheating?

The answer to all of these is clearly no. So why would it be cheating if your husband had some sexual desires that required a woman who wasn't you, but paid for it?

Isn't it better he doesn't have a relationship with these other women, but uses their services instead?

When I go to Pattaya, I'm not looking for a relationship. When I go to Las Vegas, I'm not looking for a relationship. The relationship is my comfortable place to call home, but sometimes you just need to go out and play.

What about your Mrs? Does she/will she have equal rights like a local call boy for a bit of fun after getting a bit bored of you every other night?
I`m not trying to be sarky.. A genuine question.
A guy I once worked with admitted to us that he and his Mrs were part of a swinger group. There were pretty strict rules in regards honesty etc and he made out that he was happy with the arrangement.. The problems started when we started the country wide shop fitting contracts...He was constantly on his mobile checking up on her.. He said that he trusted her but I dont think he did..
The marriage was doomed and the experiment went pear shaped once his Mrs had fallen for one of the other married men.. He was pretty much inconsolable.
A proper train wreck that was.

[joebloggs]

When I go to Pattaya, I'm not looking for a relationship. When I go to Las Vegas, I'm not looking for a relationship. The relationship is my comfortable place to call home, but sometimes you just need to go out and play.

well if your that honest on here and I hope you don't lie on any visa application, you can pretty much any visa goodbye, one of the few reasons they can refuse a family permit is , if they think the relationship is not genuine and its a Marriage of convenience', a sham or it's not a durable’ relationship.

have you sponsored anyone before for a visa

[aprilmaejon]

There is science behind what I'm saying.

...are you HAPPY though? Feeling successful on what you do? Feeling self-actualised?

...you know what? there's a HAPPY MONOGAMOUS MARRIED WOMAN behind all these...even without basing on science and theories that you are talking about.

[Cheshire Cheez]

...are you HAPPY though? Feeling successful on what you do? Feeling self-actualised?

...you know what? there's a HAPPY MONOGAMOUS MARRIED WOMAN behind all these...even without basing on science and theories that you are talking about.

Happiness is like the wind, it comes and goes.

I'm happy on a sunny day, eating an ice cream. I'm happy bouncing on the waves in a speedboat on the way to the Phi Phi islands and I'm happy falling asleep in a hotel room with a beautiful woman on each arm after an amazing night of sex.

[raynaputi]

He is still a KID Rosie..and in the UK they said, LIFE STARTS AT 40.

I wouldn't say as much as I did before as there's no point of doing it at all. We'll just agree to disagree...in the end, he is what he is, what can we do?

Thanks anyway Cheshire Cheez for showing your real skin to us, not using a mask to cover your self up. Despite of this, I am and the rest of the women on this forum still won't agree with you as there's no such a thing as "other males competing to impregnate us", we are all monogamous....women here are clean and believed in the essence of HONESTY in a relationship. We love our husbands, so that work for us but since you are only marrying a girl for convenience, it won't matter to you at all.

...And just to make you aware,I wasn't challenge on how you live the world...I actually pity you for such a man you are..a man whose heart and brain is on the tip of his penis!

Anyway enough for this, good luck and enjoy your kiddy days, just wait for the consequence of how you behave right now until you reach the age of REGRETS.