Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
Ex-Smoker: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life
Smoker: Well it takes me about 6 minutes to smoke one, so looks like I'm actually gaining a minute with each cigarette then.

Ex-smoker: Smoking takes 5 minutes off your life
Smoker: And here I was looking forward to spending more time with my emphysema

If that was the case Terpe I would have died years ago.. People cant win. The governments moan how much it costs to keep older people in care but want to ban smoking because it will make you live longer. I dont understand it.