Used to have someone similar next door. She used to though have her bedroom window open, and no lie, you could hear them half way across the estate.

She was.........let's say.....a big girl (Well, ok, she was fat), and I used to afterwards refer to her boyfriend as "Chris Bonington", because he certainly mountaineered when he climbed on her.

She just wasn't bothered though, even when I shouted from my own bed "Get in there my son".

Oh well, there are a lot worse things neighbours could be doing to annoy everyone. Music for hours on end as opposed to sexytime lasting a few minutes.

hang on.......................