Now I remember why I had a civil wedding in front of a Judge.
Needed about a tenth of those forms, took about 15 minutes and cost about 5 quid.
Marriage certificate there and then (for a small fee), and both on the plane the next week.
That's what we did, and only Maritess mum & dad plus her sisters and that was the guest list, don't think we spent more than 50 or 60 quid including food transport and all fees also wedding over and done in less than half hour, no hassle at all!