2 Pilots aboard Philippine Airlines departing Tokyo Narita for Manila, 1 Filipino 1 Japanese.
150 miles out, Radar packs up, Filipino pilot, says, we will just have to keep an eye out through cabin windows.
Passing just East of Hong Kong, Japanese pilot asks if they are close to Phiippines, "No says Filipino pilot, I can smell barbecue spare ribs, sweet and sour pork, special fried rice, it must be Hong Kong"
700 Miles South of Hong Kong, Japanese pilot asks again "Are we close to the Manila as yet"
Filipino pilot says "yes I have to say we are over the Philippines now and about 20 minutes to landing"
Japanese pilot asks "is that because you can smell the local food"
Filipino pilot says "No because my f.... watch has dissapeared"
