...
if you 'B & Q' it?
Aye
... that'll be right
!
Having taken delivery of a Garden Patio set comprising a
pale green glass-topped table, 4 contrasting
green canvas chairs and
matching parasol -
specially chosen for their unique
colour combination - complete with component parts + allan key, I've been trying in vain
![23 111 9[1]](images/smilies/23_111_9[1].gif)
to make sense of the accompanying assembly instructions ... printed in no fewer than
*six different languages. Oh yes, English
IS one of *those ... but the leaflet might as well be in Arabic, since
(as per
usual) the instuctions are presented in a
complex diagrammatic format instead of a simple,
straightforward guide.

It may be the
"modern trend" ... but it

es
me off, folks.
Grrrrr ... !
How about
you?