... if you 'B & Q' it?

Aye ... that'll be right!

Having taken delivery of a Garden Patio set comprising a pale green glass-topped table, 4 contrasting green canvas chairs & matching parasol - specially chosen for the unique colour combination - complete with component parts + allan key, I've been trying in vain to make sense of the accompanying assembly instructions ... printed in no fewer than *six different languages. Oh yes, English IS one of *those ... but the leaflet might as well be in Arabic, since (as per usual) the instuctions are presented in a complex diagrammatic format instead of a simple, straightforward guide.

it may be the "modern trend" ... but it es me off, folks.

Grrrrr ... !

How about you?