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    Guy goes into the Doctors...............

    'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my
    backside.' 'How's that?'
    'Don't you start'


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    Doctor I've a constant urge to paint myself gold.

    Ah, that's just a gilt complex


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    Doctor I've a constant urge to paint myself gold.

    Ah, that's just a gilt complex


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    Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

    Pull yourself together man!


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    Doc I've got a strawberry stuck in my ear.

    It's OK I've got some cream for that.

    Will it remove my spots ?

    Can't make any rash promises


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    Doc I can't stop singing "Green Green Grass of Home"

    Sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.....It's Not Unusual


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    Doc Aaa!, Eee!, I!, oooh! You!...

    Hmm, sounds like irritable vowel syndrome


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    Quote Originally Posted by lordna View Post
    Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

    Pull yourself together man!
    I love em, keep em coming!


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