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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    Me..no spek englis, me no understan englis...me no go home Pilipins.

    HELP
    Madam as you have made no attempt to intergrate, learn English or find a job we the British goverment will give you more money than you need.

    If you run out just ask for more, but remeber you mut keep up your lack of English and not work or contriubute to soceity


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    No sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir . What eber u say sir u know i luv englan.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    No sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir . What eber u say sir u know i luv englan.

    now me undarstan yew


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    Haha Tom...LOL.
    Yeah the sentence is still understandable, its only the grammar and spelling were completely wrong.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post
    now me undarstan yew
    Don't get the welsh peeps excited with all this chat of yews


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    Quote Originally Posted by ervenescence View Post
    No sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir . What eber u say sir u know i luv englan.
    No No you must never love/like/not mind England or show any apprecation for it what so ever just take the money


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    Aw ok sir, i don't luv englan now..Englan i don't luv u, give me money now. ok?
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    ten dolla?


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    ten dolla pawnd?
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    haha, fwend fo life!


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    Is there really a standard english? lolz! I have Philippine English accent!lmaooo!!!!
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    No. just do your own thing, it doesn't matter though if you got different accent as long as you can speak da english..lol
    I've got jungle accent and they can still understand me.
    There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.


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    Ahehehe! thanks Erve
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gie View Post
    Is there really a standard english? lolz! I have Philippine English accent!lmaooo!!!!
    no u don't!
    i have heard u speak and you have a slightly posh english accent, until u say "innit" lol

    tom


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    no I dont lolz!
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    what is a posh accent? lol
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    record your english speaking ... listen to it ... THAT'S a posh accent!

    (until u say "innit")


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    lolz! innit! isnt it? lolz! I dont think so...no accent would be better, hehehe!
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    not in ur case

    u is a proppa english speaka innit, ya get me?!

    tom


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post
    not in ur case

    u is a proppa english speaka innit, ya get me?!

    tom
    My god its Dick Van Dyke innit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg6vc66foXE


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    Quote Originally Posted by gary2jessica View Post
    My god its Dick Van Dyke innit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg6vc66foXE
    i am only 25, yet i DO remember watching reruns of the van Dyk show! Along with reruns of I Lurve Lucy! lol



    tom


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gie View Post
    lolz! innit! isnt it? lolz! I dont think so...no accent would be better, hehehe!
    yah but no but,yah but no but,actually yes yes yes!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by vbkelly View Post
    yah but no but,yah but no but,actually yes yes yes!!!
    yeh, that's the way Gie talks!


    JOKING GIE

    tom


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    fred must be having a bad day or hes drunk?
    I'm not Drunk...

    I had eighteen bottles of Matador in the rack and
    my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle
    down the sink, or else... After careful consideration,
    I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the
    unpleasant task. I twisted the top from the first
    bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
    exception of one glass, which I drank.
    Then, I twisted the top from the second bottle and
    did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass,
    which I drank.
    I then twisted the top from the third bottle and
    poured the brandy down the sink which I drank.
    I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
    and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
    I pulled the bottle from the top of the next and drank
    one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
    I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
    cork down the bottle. Then, I twisted the sink with the
    glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
    When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with
    one hand, counted the glasses, tops, bottles, and sinks
    with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the
    houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had
    all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not
    under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
    I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so
    feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand
    here, the longer I get.


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    Ian.
    You are correct ..I was very harsh and now considering how badly I misinterpreted your post.
    Sorry.

    Fred.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtombowski View Post
    yeh, that's the way Gie talks!


    JOKING GIE

    tom

    yah but no but yah, but no, yah but lolzzz!!!!Little Britain ahehehee
    "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    Ian.
    You are correct ..I was very harsh and now considering how badly I misinterpreted your post.
    Sorry.

    Fred.
    Thanks. But love is never having to say you are sorry . . .

    Ian


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    Quote Originally Posted by IanB View Post
    Thanks. But love is never having to say you are sorry . . .

    Ian
    Thanks Ian....
    Love
    Fred.


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    oh no man love


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    Quote Originally Posted by bornatbirth View Post
    oh no man love
    Bornatbirth..
    Have you been drinking?


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