Madam as you have made no attempt to intergrate, learn English or find a job we the British goverment will give you more money than you need.Originally Posted by ervenescence
Me..no spek englis, me no understan englis...me no go home Pilipins.
HELP
If you run out just ask for more, but remeber you mut keep up your lack of English and not work or contriubute to soceity
No sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir. What eber u say sir u know i luv englan.
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
No sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir
now me undarstan yew
Haha Tom...LOL.
Yeah the sentence is still understandable, its only the grammar and spelling were completely wrong.
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Don't get the welsh peeps excited with all this chat of yews
No No you must never love/like/not mind England or show any apprecation for it what so ever just take the moneyNo sir,,aw yes sir.. tenk u sir
Aw ok sir, i don't luv englan now..Englan i don't luv u, give me money now. ok?
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
ten dolla?
ten dolla pawnd?
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
haha, fwend fo life!
Is there really a standard english? lolz! I have Philippine English accent!lmaooo!!!!
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
No. just do your own thing, it doesn't matter though if you got different accent as long as you can speak da english..lol
I've got jungle accent and they can still understand me.
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Ahehehe!
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
no u don't!Is there really a standard english? lolz! I have Philippine English accent!lmaooo!!!!
i have heard u speak and you have a slightly posh english accent, until u say "innit" lol
tom
no I dont lolz!
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
what is a posh accent? lol
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
record your english speaking ... listen to it ... THAT'S a posh accent!
(until u say "innit")
lolz! innit! isnt it? lolz! I dont think so...no accent would be better, hehehe!
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
not in ur case
u is a proppa english speaka innit, ya get me?!
tom
My god its Dick Van Dyke innit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg6vc66foXEnot in ur case
u is a proppa english speaka innit, ya get me?!
tom
i am only 25, yet i DO remember watching reruns of thevan Dyk show! Along with reruns of I Lurve Lucy! lol
tom
yah but no but,yah but no but,actually yes yes yes!!!lolz! innit! isnt it? lolz! I dont think so...no accent would be better, hehehe!
yeh, that's the way Gie talks!
JOKING GIE
tom
I'm not Drunk...
I had eighteen bottles of Matador in the rack and
my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle
down the sink, or else... After careful consideration,
I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the
unpleasant task. I twisted the top from the first
bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
exception of one glass, which I drank.
Then, I twisted the top from the second bottle and
did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass,
which I drank.
I then twisted the top from the third bottle and
poured the brandy down the sink which I drank.
I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink
and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the top of the next and drank
one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the
cork down the bottle. Then, I twisted the sink with the
glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with
one hand, counted the glasses, tops, bottles, and sinks
with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the
houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had
all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not
under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.
I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so
feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand
here, the longer I get.
Ian.
You are correct ..I was very harsh and now considering how badly I misinterpreted your post.
Sorry.
Fred.
yeh, that's the way Gie talks!
JOKING GIE
tom
yah but no but yah, but no, yah but lolzzz!!!!Little Britain ahehehee
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
Thanks. But love is never having to say you are sorry . . .
Ian
Thanks Ian....Thanks. But love is never having to say you are sorry . . .
Ian
Love
Fred.
oh no man love
Bornatbirth..oh no man love
Have you been drinking?
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