The benefits of having an oriental/pacific Islander Wife

I have a story to relate about a freind of mine was quick to tell me that he visited a massage parlour in Bayswater last week, his name is withheld to protect him.

But the story kind of got me thinking about the relationship between married men and their home life, and their other life which they keep secret, its about those who secretly call in on an escort in London and other bigger cities during the week when they are purporting to be on a business appointment.

He told me he made an appointment with a south east asian escort, (nationality withheld) at her own flat, it was for 1 hour, and cost him £150.00, he told me, that he started with being put in a bubble bath for 10 minutes, then he was candid to tell me that full sex took place, followed by a full body massage FILIPINO/THAI style.

He said he came out of the flat the girl traded from with a big smile on his face and headed home catch the train out to his town where he lives.

My wife was listening to my conversation in the other room, and asked me what my freind had said...so i TOLD HER.

Her reply made me sort of laugh but then grimace as I thought of the possible consequences of listening to my freinds conversation...she said this

Hey ! You get all that from me, and you dont give me £150.00 an hour...now lets work out what you owe me ?

I think really some of us guys should be lucky in what we have, because just for the Full Fiipino body massage, would cost us big money in London at maybe £45.00 to £65.00 per hour, I dont know about you guys but I always get mine most days, sometimes when I come in from a hard day at work, my girl really understands the stress of the day, and provides a fantastic full body massage, I think the husbands on this forum would be very happy.

Whats your experiences of this guys ( no filth if you please you lot)..hahahahaha