Working people often ask what I do to make my days interesting.now I'm retired

Well, for example, just the other day I went into town and visited a shop.
When I came out, there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.

So I called him a - head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then my bus arrived, and I got on it
and went home. I wasn't too concerned about the
vehicle's owner because of the sticker on the back window.
:
"I support illegal immigrants".