Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
I took a crap old banger in for an MOT once. They failed it, and said it'd cost about £800 to pass it. I said go ahead and do all the work ..... I left. The car wasn't mine, I'd stolen it
That reminds me. Friday before the Bank Holiday I wanted to get the car washed before heading up to the Cotswolds for the weekend.

Popped into M&S and a nice African man came running over asking if I'd like the car washed.

"Of course", I said - "but I've only got 20 minutes".

"No problem", says he - running off to get his trolley, whilst I headed into M&S to get my bits.

20 minutes later, I returned to be met by the smiling African car washer. I said, "You've done a first class job, but alas I won't be paying you".

"Why?" says he.

"Because that's not my car", I said - opening the boot of my still dirty Focus 2 bays along.

His face was a picture!