good one Joe,i guess Id better call ur wife now and tell her about this Big nose..he he he
anyway, happy birthday to ur son..
good one Joe,i guess Id better call ur wife now and tell her about this Big nose..he he he
anyway, happy birthday to ur son..
thanks Kimmi
yes little joe is 1 today
most of the time he's the house up , terrorising the poor dog , he dosn't crawl anymore, just walks and even tries to run
wow, how time flies..before its ur mom who's saying those words..
and now it's ur turn already..he he he
Bragging doesn't exist here. it's in friendster....
Whoa! It's hot in here..
Easy guys, we don't want this kind of discussion here, don't we?
It's Christmas soon, we should talk about celebrating and exchanging gifts
Not an expert, I only try to help.
oh dear dear i have read all this thread here and i was surprise i dont know what to say I am overwhelmed
to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...
Ooops, i just realized i might have given a different meaning. i just know some people who brag in friendster, doesn't mean people from filipinouk forum who have friendster accounts...
hehehehe! lol
i was thinking ... i only brag on my friendster about my gwapa mar! lol hehe
I do!!1. My maids laying my boxers and trousers and shirt on the bed in the morning.
2. "Sir Good morning, Tea or Coffee" ?
3. Breakfast in the Gazebo laid on by the maids.
4. My driver bringing me the Manila Bulletin at 8am.
5. A Mango shake placed at the occasional table after breakfast.
6. Sitting reading the political commentary waiting for Madam to put on her face to go downtown.
7. Going to SM City for lunch at Shakeys or Bobs.
8. Mojo's at Shakeys.
9 Extra Mojo's at Shakeys.
10. Internet browsing in the afternoon, while Madam goes around, leaving hubby to take coffee at Bo's coffee house or Bobs Cafe.
11. Meeting up with Brit expats at Foreigners bar for Premiership football on Star sports whilst enjoying a few San Miguels, and taking the p.....out of everything that doesnt work in the Phils.
12. Eating out at the Thai Buffet downtown area, for P190.00 a head.
13. Saturday Mornings with my barkada at the firing ranges, shooting and a few soft drinks and snacks.
14. Sleeping off my hangover after going out with my barkada to xxxx bar downtown and then running the gauntlet of my wife's reklamo..at the amount of time spent drinking.
15. Sitting out watching the sun go down at the other side of the world, sipping on a ice cold San Miguel and putting the world to rights with my Filipino freinds.
16. Sleeping in bed with nobody outside having a fight or falling over in the street, or sound of police or ambulance sirens.
17. Having a foot massage and foot spa whilst I am reading the paper.
18. Having a cousin come over and give me a full body massage, and a head hot oil massage.
19. Sending my driver down to Jollibee for a family meal of burgers fries, and ice creams for everyone at the house.
20. Finally - Snuggling up to a sweet smelling babe who just came out of the shower fresh wearing Narcisso Rodriguez...aahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey ! who could leave all this....and you want to come to UK ? huh ?
Utopia !!
Bragging?
I think you need to find a dictionary with a clearer definition!
Don`t worry..It`s not your fault.
Haha...the culprit has gone hiding.
btw, u quoted me here mr London-bignose.
Cocky and Brag have completely different meaning.Originally Posted by London_Nose
Cocky---> means overly self-assertive idiot or London_bignose guy.
Brag----> is a boastful talk but you sounds like one though.
Anyway have a good life in London
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
are u in the marines erve?
fred "or sound of police or ambulance sirens.", yes nearly every night, the other night or should i say 3am in the morning they woke little joe up . no need for it ...
hahaha utopia , how long will it last til you've got nothing to do and your bored to death, and having nothing to moan about ... long may your regin last thou
along but a bit of a funny joke on BRAGGING\BOASTING
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?? Great to see you! Come in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says "Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack, and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'side Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the that on the balcony with Dave?"
and i'm waiting for elvis to come and sing at little joes birthday party, hope hes not late !!
i'm waiting for elvis to come and sing at little joes birthday party, hope hes not late !!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE JOE!
A WARM HUG AND KISSES LITTLE JOE!!! GIVE DAD A BREAK BEFORE HE GET CRAZY!!!
BY PEANUTZ THE ELVIS
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
I agree Rob! Peace Erve!
And Welcome back Peanutz!
Not an expert, I only try to help.
And Welcome back Peanutz![/QUOTE]
Hey you LadyJ! Thanks, been quite busy with things and settling in to this new country, new culture and new ambient takes a lot of my energy. I do peek here often but had not much time to stay longer as I wanted. Hope everythings fine with you and to your love ones, I hope to catch up with everyone again. Hugs and Kisses
'We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows'
R.F.
welcome back Peanutz..Ive read some of ur posts..
good luck on ur driving Peanutz, i am sure u will get used of friving with the right seat..he he he
Have a safe trip to U.K. Prof. Allan. Hanna will miss you. It won't be long you both will be together again.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE JOE!
A WARM HUG AND KISSES LITTLE JOE!!! GIVE DAD A BREAK BEFORE HE GET CRAZY!!!
BY PEANUTZ THE ELVIS
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thanks peanutz, little joe said in his baby lingo, that you don't sound as good, but your better looking than him
and he thanks you
Joe.hahaha utopia , how long will it last til you've got nothing to do and your bored to death, and having nothing to moan about ... long may your regin last thou
Im still wondering if the honeymoon period has ended yet??
Moan??
When did you ever hear me moan?
(except whilst being just another innocent hard working victim in the UK)
Honestly..I`m loving every damned minute I`m here..
If I ever have to go back then I`ll give another definition to the word "moaning" in a special thread just for you.
Happy Birthday too your littl`n BTW.. Just buy him a cheap toy police car from me..Sound effects completely free..(batteries unnecessary )
Fred.
oh thats alright son, ive been reading some of peanutz's posts before and i can say she's really nice..
I am glad that she's also one of ur bets mates here..
Happy Birthday Little Joe!!!
(Weren't you once in Bonanza?)
Al.
Hi guys! I must have missed something on here...whoaaaaa happy birthday lil Joe (although it's one day late)!!! Hope the party went well.
Ohh you've all gathered here...Peanutz and Alan and the rest of you great people... big hugs to all and a great day looming ahead to everybody. Sunshiny day perhaps. Hope it doesn't change into gray one....Peace brothers and sisters!!!
The bravest thing that men do is love women--Mort Sahl
Hope he got the normal Manc pressies for his first birthday, a handgun and a bag of meth
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