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    It Was Very Stiff This Morning

    Thats what I said to the wife, she replied do you want me to massage it for you so I said yes please.
    It was of course my neck that was stiff.


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    I had breakfast before breakfast this morning because of the same reason!


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    Maybe this thread should be a 'sticky'!


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    All men get to have a last stiffy as a corpse
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    My neighbour was mowing his lawn without wearing any trousers yesterday.
    He said it was his wife's idea as he'd previously forgotten to wear a scarf and got an extremely stiff neck


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    These days I put it in my diary.


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    Is it painful Graham?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    My neighbour was mowing his lawn without wearing any trousers yesterday.
    He said it was his wife's idea as he'd previously forgotten to wear a scarf and got an extremely stiff neck
    Love it !


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    Quote Originally Posted by grahamw48 View Post
    These days I put it in my diary.
    ... surely "it's" not that flat, Graham!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Terpe View Post
    My neighbour was mowing his lawn without wearing any trousers yesterday.
    He said it was his wife's idea as he'd previously forgotten to wear a scarf and got an extremely stiff neck
    ...... ......... 's surely another case of ...


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