My wife takes her tab wherever she goes in the house listening to some crappy soaps. It got so bad her English has declined, and she used to be such a cockney sparrow. She has started mixing up her "his and her" again, and it's confusing when during a conversation you realise the woman she is talking about is in fact a man.
At least she can still pronounce crisps and not kripps. So what I hate about Filipino TV is, it's stolen my wife.