RIP Page 3

[Arthur Little]

First, the ads for Oxo Cubes,
Now they've Page 3 boobs.
No longer can guys feast their eyes
On what the prudes did bowdlerise
Ne'er again can lusty men
Stare with glee - because, you see
PC Brigade 'n' the stuffy staid
Alas, deem it is far too rude
Flaunting gals who pose half nude.
Yet contrast this with David Becks
Being allowed to flex his pecs
Imagine swapping tit for t'at
Feminist revenge ... I'll bet it's that!
Seems to me they'll be hard-"pressed"
Filling this page without two abreast.
But, of course, as for 'The Sun'
Being as it is - no longer fun
Well ... ... if I may be so bold,
Ain't ever been my choice of paper
Apart from which, I'm way too old
T'indulge in such a youthful caper.

[Arthur Little]

First, the ads for Oxo Cubes,
Now they've Page 3 boobs.
No longer can guys feast their eyes
On what the prudes did bowdlerise
Ne'er again can lusty men
Stare with glee - because, you see
PC Brigade 'n' the stuffy staid
Alas, deem it is far too rude
Flaunting gals who pose half nude.
Yet contrast this with David Becks
Being allowed to flex his pecs
Imagine swapping tit for t'at
Feminist revenge ... I'll bet it's that!
Seems to me they'll be hard-"pressed"
Filling this page without two abreast.
But, of course, as for 'The Sun'
Being as it is - no longer fun
Well ... ... if I may be so bold,
Ain't ever been my choice of paper
Apart from which, I'm way too old
T'indulge in such a youthful caper.

... aren't my poetic efforts worth a mention?

Just saying ... before they disappear into oblivion!