If y'all wanna come over to Wantage you are welcome to share.

In fact, we could have a Scotch and green blob party.

BTW - I think it might be appropriate here to offer a truly humble apology.

Some time ago, I offered my house as a venue for a 'get together.'
Sadly, shortly after that time I experienced some serious social difficulties. Quite frankly, with all my problems, I have to admit that I could no longer host this event and I was too ashamed to admit this.

Once again, I REALLY apologise and hope that I am forgiven.

Al. (smile for all of you - angry for my green blobs)