Love your jokes Fred so keep them coming. I just for the life of me cannot work this one outOriginally Posted by fred
Love your jokes Fred so keep them coming. I just for the life of me cannot work this one out
Clue..The place he chose to masturbate may have been inappropriate.Love your jokes Fred so keep them coming. I just for the life of me cannot work this one out
Brilliant!!!
I used to be hooked on the hokey cokey but then I turned myself around and that's what it's all about.
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I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says 'Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, 'Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'.
We went into the local indian restuarant and when eating our meal the waiter came over and said curry ok? To which i said go on then mate one song then sling your hook..........
Subject: Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal: Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal.
It was the bus that confused me FredClue..The place he chose to masturbate may have been inappropriate.
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