Fred`s Joke thread 2015

[SimonH]

A kid goes up to his dad and says, "what does a vagina look like?"

His father says, "Son, before sex a vagina looks like a rose, with pink velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume."

The kid says, "what about after sex?"

His father says, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Thank you for painting that picture