The journalist asked the politician,
“Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment?
“Yes, I would,” said the politician.
“The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.”
The journalist asked the politician,
“Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment?
“Yes, I would,” said the politician.
“The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.”
my mate was in an accident involving a lorry carrying omega 3 supplements, at first we thought his injuries were superfishoil
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What do you feel like for dinner my love ......chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Chicken, please.' She replied, 'You're having soup you fat *******, I was talking to the cat!’
As the train pulled into Bradford station, I heard 2 people talking about how the city had lost its identity to immigration.
I wanted to go and educate them about the positive influences that cultural diversity could have in a community, and the many ways in which us Pakistanis were integrating into British society.
But I was too busy trying to get a good seat on the roof.
My mate was in an accident and lost his legs and his voice,but he didnt make a big song and dance about it.
Originally Posted by fred
-=rayna.keith=-
...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...
I tried to break up with my girlfriend as she is too controlling.
She said no..
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