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    The journalist asked the politician,

    “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment?


    “Yes, I would,” said the politician.

    “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.”


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    my mate was in an accident involving a lorry carrying omega 3 supplements, at first we thought his injuries were superfishoil


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    Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Tippex. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.


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    Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen, 'What do you feel like for dinner my love ......chicken, beef or lamb?' I said, 'Chicken, please.' She replied, 'You're having soup you fat *******, I was talking to the cat!’


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    As the train pulled into Bradford station, I heard 2 people talking about how the city had lost its identity to immigration.

    I wanted to go and educate them about the positive influences that cultural diversity could have in a community, and the many ways in which us Pakistanis were integrating into British society.

    But I was too busy trying to get a good seat on the roof.


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    My mate was in an accident and lost his legs and his voice,but he didnt make a big song and dance about it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post


    -=rayna.keith=-
    ...When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible...



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    I tried to break up with my girlfriend as she is too controlling.

    She said no..


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    Quote Originally Posted by fred View Post
    I tried to break up with my girlfriend as she is too controlling.

    She said no..


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