Fred`s Joke thread 2015

**Michael Parnham** · 13th May 2015

Originally Posted by fred

I went to the pet shop to buy some breeding birds.

The cashier said, "Have you got a store card?"

I said, "No but I did get a budgie excited once."

Don't get this one Fred

**fred** · 14th May 2015

Originally Posted by Michael Parnham

Don't get this one Fred

Clue.
Think of a large bird that stands on one leg.

**Michael Parnham** · 14th May 2015

Originally Posted by fred

Clue.
Think of a large bird that stands on one leg.

Mmmm, thank's Fred!

Thread: Fred`s Joke thread 2015