A guy goes to a lady dentist to have a tooth extracted.
She pulled out a large syringe to give a local anaesthetic shot.

"OOh, sorry - no way, no needles! I hate needles!" the guy said.

So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and he said, "I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on face suffocates me!

The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
"No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
"What are those?" he asked.

"Viagra," she replied.

"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth out.