Wife is missing
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: I’m not really sure. A bit over five feet maybe.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: I don’t know. Not especially slim, not particularly fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: I’ve never noticed.
Sergeant: Hair colour?
Husband: She keeps changing it. Not sure what it is at the moment.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: May have been a dress or a skirt or maybe she was wearing trousers. I didn’t really notice.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4x4 with eco-boost 5-litre V8 engine, specially ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, custom leather seats and ‘Bubba’ floor mats, trailer package with gold hitch, DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, four power outlets and special alloy wheels with off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry, buddy. We’ll find your truck.