A teacher asked her third grade class to name nouns ending with the syllable “tor” and which eats things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word."

The second boy said, "Predator."“ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done. "Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."

Well my Sister has one and she says it eats fu----g batteries like there's no tomorrow!"