What are buying your parents for Xmas?

[KeithD]

I haven't got a clue!!!!

[Alan]

I think I'll buy my parents a son who hasn't been taken to the cleaners by his ex. and consequently owes thousands.

Sorry chaps - having a bad day.

But still - love to everyone here.

Al.

[KeithD]

I have a few mates who can take her......erm......fishing out at sea

[ervenescence]

I haven't got a clue!!!!

errr ....perhaps a bank manager?

[KeithD]

errr ....perhaps a bank manager?

Do I wrap him or just tie him up in a sack?

[ervenescence]

tie him up in a giant sack full of monies..hehe

[andypaul]

Just make sure you put a pretty bow on it