Once upon a time a 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog.
He picks up the frog who says, “If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.”
The old man puts the frog in his pocket.
The frog becomes confused and shouts, “Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make mad passionate love to you non stop for a whole month!”
The old man looks at the frog and says, “Thanks but at my age I’d rather just have a talking frog.”
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