Years ago, when my older daughter just turned 16, her, then, boy friend asked me nicely wether he could take her to the movies.
I didn't really like the smarmy, young, bible bashing boy-racer that much....
Even my lab used to growl and snarl his head off at him... Hackles up and everything...
So I did put some conditions down....
1 - You better bring her back home by 10 pm, or your parents will only be able to identify your remains through DNA testing....
2 - Take it or leave it.....
She was back home at 9.15 pm on the dot....
Complaining that he was cold and distant all through the movie.....
Wonder why....
