Just because I can't have it I really want proper English bangers and mash covered with onion gravy and some hot horseradish sauce on the side.

My favourite English roast of leg of lamb with mint sauce and roasted potatoes with mash and brocolli is available here and very very tasty it is too. The lamb's not too expensive, but the shop where I bought my mint sauce has replaced it mint jelly which does 'cut the mustard' with me at all. Besides which, all my Bisto gravy has now gone.

BTW, all 4 jars of my Coleman's English Mustard have also been well and truly emptied