We all miss Joe where is he?

[les_taxi]

C'mon Joe, I'm sure the medication has worn off now, come out, come out wherever you are

[KeithD]

He's alive and well, just very busy moving the gunpowder under the House of Commons

[les_taxi]

This is what happened to Guy Fawkes so Joe better be careful The condemned would be drawn backwards to his death, by a horse, his head near the ground. They were to be "put to death halfway between heaven and earth as unworthy of both". Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated, and then dismembered.

[KeithD]

That sounds like the type of thing scousers do to mancs

[Dedworth]

I reckon Joe's run off to Iain Busby & the SNP

[Arthur Little]

This is what happened to Guy Fawkes so Joe better be careful The condemned would be drawn backwards to his death, by a horse, his head near the ground. They were to be "put to death halfway between heaven and earth as unworthy of both". Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated ...

, methinks, Les ... 's hardly for the squeamish!

[Arthur Little]

... and then dismembered.

Yeah, that won't happen to Joe; - he'll be remembered! Besides ... ... he's needed here, and (admit it!) life for you just wouldn't be the same without him.

[raynaputi]

Joe has said he has some new work a couple of weeks ago I think.. Maybe he's busier than the usual because of that.

[SimonH]

Reckon he'd be here gloating if Labour had won. As it happens although I disagree with most of the things he stands for, I do miss the banter
Labour still lost though

[KeithD]

Reckon he'd be here gloating if Labour had won. As it happens although I disagree with most of the things he stands for, I do miss the banter
Labour still lost though

BIG BAD GLOWING SPELLING ERROR ALERT

Labour is spelt L-O-S-E-R-S

[fred]

He's alive and well, just very busy moving the gunpowder under the House of Commons

[grahamw48]

'Hey Joe...where you goin with that gun in your hand ? "

[Dedworth]

BIG BAD GLOWING SPELLING ERROR ALERT

Labour is spelt L-O-S-E-R-S

I always thought it was spelt L I E B O U R

[London_Manila]

I always thought it was spelt L I E B O U R

About as funny as CHELSKI

[fred]

About as funny as CHELSKI

This thread is funny..

[Iani]

Come back Joe, it's only an election, the government always wins anyway.

Or maybe he's away helping pack Paul O'Grady's bags

Or is that like Jim Davidson (Reason Labour won last time - he promised to leave if they did)

[Dedworth]

About as funny as CHELSKI

[Ako Si Jamie]

First place I'd look for Joe would be under Dedworth's patio.

[Dedworth]

First place I'd look for Joe would be under Dedworth's patio.

I'll be out there cutting the grass shortly I'll check

[les_taxi]

Ha ha brill Jamie but don't worry I've tracked Joe down he has had to undergo a bit of mental therapy but I have a confirmed picture of him which I will share with you all

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[les_taxi]

It's turning into to a whodunnit thriller for me now
Come back joe we miss you,the forum is far to sensible without you

[Arthur Little]

There once was a Mod called Joe
Where is he now ... ... does anyone know?
'tis near a month now, I suppose
Since Labour was in its death throes

[Michael Parnham]

Probably won the lotto!

[KeithD]

Bad news. I have just found the ransom note from 3 weeks ago. It says 'Pay up or he gets it in 7 days'. Oooops

[SimonH]

Bad news. I have just found the ransom note from 3 weeks ago. It says 'Pay up or he gets it in 7 days'. Oooops

Hey, I typed that and had the sense to send it from the computer at the library. There's no way you can trace that back to me

[les_taxi]

It was my fault as I paid with a post dated cheque ☺

[grahamw48]

Probably won the lotto!

...or a very large bet on Labour winning ?

[Dedworth]

Some good theories

Still missing in action - he could have evaded capture and as per post #5 is north of the border with Iain Busby and the Scottish anti austerity resistance

[Ako Si Jamie]

[Dedworth]