A woman is married for many joyful years and when her husband dies she goes into mourning. She is mourning so much she finds it hard to sleep with her new man! She lets him know she is still morning by wearing a pair of black knickers!!
There were many occasions when he wants to sleep with her, but she is still wearing the black knickers!! Days and weeks pass and she still wearing the black knickers!! Frustrated the man comes home wearing a black condom, he says "I want to offer my deepest condolences...!"
