A posh Englishman goes for a holiday in Spain and he goes to a posh Spanish restaurant!! He noticed that the people on the table next to him are eating big bulls testicles, which are from the traditional Spanish bullfights!!
He is so fascinated at what they might taste like he tries to order some!! "But senor! This is a rare Spanish delicacy!! And you must order them a year in advance!!" The waiter tells him. "Then I'll order some!" Says the Englishman "And I'll be back this time next year!!"
So a year passes and the Englishman comes back to enjoy his meal!! The waiter gives him a plate with two small lumps on it!! "But last year they were huge!!" The Englishman complaines!! The waiter whispers in his ear "The bull doesn't always lose senor!"
