A wealthy businessman calls home and his maid answers the phone "Can I speak to my wife?" the man asks. "No, I must tell you, your wife is in bed having sex with another man!!" The businessman says "Whaaaat? I want you to take the gun from my desk drawer, shoot them both dead and I'll give you a million pounds!!"
The maid agrees and two shots are heard!! The maid comes back to the phone and says "What shall I do with the bodies?" The businessman says "Dump them in the swimming pool!!" The maid says "But we don't have a swimming pool!?" He says "**** I've got the wrong number!!"
