Fife, or the"Kingdom of Fife" - as it's often referred to ( ... ... don't ask me why!) - is a Scottish county adjacent to Perth & Kinross. And, for some reason (which is again unknown to me ) denizens of the latter frequently describe their neighbouring natives of the former as "fly Fifers".

Accordingly, given its present predicament, perhaps due to there being more than an element of justification, the Federation Internationale de Football Association could aptly be termed "fly FIFA"!